1. Why do you want to be a member of Fandom Swank?
2. No, seriously. Why do you want to be a member of Fandom Swank?
3. You do realise that if we reject your application, we will add you to our zenana, right?
4. OK, just checking. Do you freak out if people say strange things to you, like 'DOCTOR WHO ATE MY BABIES!!11'?
5. Because it did. Anything else?